Thursday, January 27, 2005

Snotty Yankees

What a load of crap.

Not Jacksonville, but the article.

Having been to Jacksonville numerous time, I enjoyed myself. It isn't huge, it isn't New York, so surprise!!! A stupid Yankee hates the place. It is one of the fastest growing cities in the country and has been for years. People are flocking to it right and left. No taxes, extremely mild winters, and the beach is just a few miles away.

What a jerk, making fun of a city and holding up the likes of Detroit (murder capital of America), Minneapolis (my car is frozen to the curb or I would move South) and Green Bay (I am too clogged with cheese to move somewhere nice and warm) as though they might be better options. They might have a better history, but none have any future. Who in their right mind is looking to move to Detroit, Green Bay, or Minneapolis? NOBODY.

So what if Jacksonville is sprawling, so is LA and so is Chicago and Dallas and Houston. Frankly, Jax is poised to be the biggest city in Florida. If this nimrod from up North had any brains, he would be buying property in Jacksonville before the Super Bowl before the mass migration begins.

And that is all you need to know.

1 Comments:

Blogger Klownmaster said...

Well I thought the article was hilarious. In fact, being that half my mom's family lives in Florida (most in Tallahassee, Tampa, and Daytona Beach), I can freely say that North Florida is different from South Florida. In fact, North Florida is, well, quite frankly, redneckish and crappy. South Florida is so unlike the South, generally speaking.

Oh and by the way, why are we still referring to Northeners as "Yankees"? That is sooooo 1865.

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